Wednesday, July 28, 2010

the greatest inventions of all time

here's a list of my favorite inventions of all time...some of my buds who happened to be around when i picked them were incredulous that i didn't chose things like “hammer” so i could build a house (i decided that wasn't so important because a house can be woven from thatch or something) or the ever important “toaster”, right or wrong these are my most loved inventions

number 1 on my list...written language

number’s, when are they going to release this thing for home use?

number 3...sailing...there's just something about the ocean...i really think i was named name means ‘guardian of the sea’

number 4...or this could really be 3b...modern scuba diving...the most sublime activity humans can participate in

number 5...or is it 4?...anyways, what did people do before you could capture an image just as it is? cave painting, really?

number 6...maybe 5...mmm, cars *swoon*

number 7/6...tea...what a happy accident

okay, time to clarify the numbers...this one is definitively 7b...herbs and spices...if you don't appreciate proper seasoning of food, go live in london for a'll understand how important a little seasoning is

number 8...karaoke...though this invention is a double edge wonderfully fun as karaoke is, the first time you hear some tone deaf alto try to sing celine dion you start to wonder if it's a good idea after all

number 9...tivo...never care when a show comes on again

number 10...the, i don't have one yet...but it's the evolution of the e-reader and the tablet pc...i so need one

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